I know you might have been expecting some jokes tonight, but since I’ve been runnng a day late with jokes recently, I’ve decided to change my joke night to Thursday. So tonight I have a few thoughts from a cat for you to enjoy.
“Even though Christmas had come and gone, I’m still hard at work making sure no creature is stirring… unless it’s supposed to be or I’m asleep.”
“I was going to start a mouse ranch, but then I discovered that no one, besides cats, wants them.”
“Even us cats are sick and tired of hearing about politics.”
“I have a sure fire way to get rid of the mice, but I need some TNT… oddly enough no one understands me when I ask for it.”
I hope you enjoyed this look into the thoughts of a day. Let me know if you want to see more posts like this. Also feel free to ask questions for a cat in the comments.
Thanks for reading!