New year, new night, new jokes! Enjoy!
Why can’t snowmen be politicians?
Because they aren’t full of hot air.
Why is a retired pirate like a stale pretzel?
They are both old salts.
Did you hear about the dentist who repaired teeth with candy? He gave everyone a sweet tooth.
I didn’t promise that they’d be good jokes. I hope you enjoyed these jokes anyway. Thanks for reading!