Thursday night jokes for January 5th

New year, new night, new jokes! Enjoy!




Why can’t snowmen be politicians?

Because they aren’t full of hot air.


Why is a retired pirate like a stale pretzel?

They are both old salts.


Did you hear about the dentist who repaired teeth with candy? He gave everyone a sweet tooth.




I didn’t promise that they’d be good jokes. I hope you enjoyed these jokes anyway. Thanks for reading!


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