I thought I’d try something new tonight, let me know what you think.
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News can be odd sometimes, unfortunately we didn’t see these headlines:
‘Is it a cloud or a pineapple?’
‘Pineapple express crosses USA, pina coladas for everyone.’
‘Russian hack of the DNC shown to have compromised classified chocolate chip cookie recipe.’
‘FBI confirms Russia hacks influenced the outcome of several reality television shows.’
‘Twenty billion dollar study confirms trees are indeed plants.’
‘Six year, $1.8 trillion study finds weekends are the end of the week.’
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One we’ll never see: “Major media outlets ignore tweets in favor of official statements.”
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Too true, rumors and tweets get too much attention.
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I think I know what fruit you would be if you were a fruit! A pineapple 🍍! 😚 funny stuff! 👍
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I like that, after all, everyone likes pineapples! What kind of fruit would you be? Something sweet I’m sure.
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I would be a lemon! 🍋 they are so useful! 😊and smell so good!
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You’re right on all counts no, lemons are useful, the smell good like you said and you can’t have lemonade with them!
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