I thought I’d try something new tonight, let me know what you think.
News can be odd sometimes, unfortunately we didn’t see these headlines:
‘Is it a cloud or a pineapple?’
‘Pineapple express crosses USA, pina coladas for everyone.’
‘Russian hack of the DNC shown to have compromised classified chocolate chip cookie recipe.’
‘FBI confirms Russia hacks influenced the outcome of several reality television shows.’
‘Twenty billion dollar study confirms trees are indeed plants.’
‘Six year, $1.8 trillion study finds weekends are the end of the week.’