Humor for Thursday, January 26th

I only have a few jokes for you tonight, I think they are funny, but, of course, personal opinion may vary.

 I hope you enjoy!

 

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How did the carpenter keep his fasteners sharp?

He used a nail file.

 

How did the manicurist keep track of her clients?

She used a nail file. 

 

Why did the farmer build a house in the middle of his dwarf grain field?

Because he enjoyed a short kamut 

 

What kind of tablet do sailors prefer?

An aye-pad

 

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 I hope you enjoyed these jokes, I’ll have more next week.

Thanks for reading!

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