I only have a few jokes for you tonight, I think they are funny, but, of course, personal opinion may vary.
I hope you enjoy!
How did the carpenter keep his fasteners sharp?
He used a nail file.
How did the manicurist keep track of her clients?
She used a nail file.
Why did the farmer build a house in the middle of his dwarf grain field?
Because he enjoyed a short kamut
What kind of tablet do sailors prefer?
I hope you enjoyed these jokes, I’ll have more next week.
Thanks for reading!