Jokes for February 9th

It’s been another quick week, hasn’t it? I have few few jokes for you tonight, enjoy!




What did the cat think when the chef started performing Shakespeare?

He was hamletting it up.


What is a beekeeper’s favorite line from hamlet?

To be or not to be.


When are flowers like Shakespearian play?

When there are two bees.


Why do hockey players enjoy Shakespeare’s play, A midsummers night dream?

They like anything with a puck in it.




I didn’t promise that they’d be good jokes, but I do hope that they made you chuckle at least.

 Thanks for reading!


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