Hi y’all, it’s Wild Buffalo Betty here, I thought I’d sneak in tonight a change the jokes in this here post. These joke are really funny, I’m sure y’all will agree.
Why did the cat reluctantly chase a mouse across the street?
Because it really wanted to chase a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I was chasing it!
What happens when a cat steals some shut eye?
It catnaps it!
Why didn’t the cat catch a moth?
Because it wanted a fly!
What does a cat call a large patch of catnip plants?
A field of dreams!
Ah reckon I could keep going all night, but I think I can hear that guy coming, he won’t be happy seeing what I did. See y’all at the next ro-dae-o!