It’s time to ask a cat a few questions, tonight I have Wild Buffalo Betty ready and willing to answer a few questions… if she can stay awake that is.
Wild Buffalo Betty? Wake up, it’s time to answer a few questions.
Now? But I was dreaming I was ropin’ some mice on the lone prairie.
I’m sorry Wild Buffalo Betty, but some people want to hear from you.
Oh okay, but one day soon I’m going to go somewhere the deer and buffalo roam… that’s right, I’m gong to get me a home on the range.
I don’t think that’s a good idea, Wild Buffalo Betty, there’s too many pots and pans on the range.
Not that range! The open range!
If the range door is left open, I tend to bang my knee against it in the dark.
No! No! No! Don’t you know the old song? Give me a home, etc?
You want me to trade you a house for a song? That seems a bit expensive for a song.
Oh! You’re trying to be funny! Either that, or you just want to annoy me.
Me? Annoy you? Who thinks feet are a nice bed in the middle of the night?
Hey! I don’t like feet, but you put them where I want to sleep, the fact that I didn’t want that spot to sleep on until you moved is not my fault.
I think we’ve gotten a bit off topic tonight.
I agree… I’ll answer one question before I demand catnip and go back to sleep.
One question, eh? Okay, how much wood…
Goodnight Wild Buffalo Betty, sleep well, I’m sure everyone will be waiting with baited breath to hear from you next time.
Fish? The people reading this are fishing? Tell them to send me some and I’ll talk more.
There you have it… Wild Buffalo Betty dreams about roping mice on the open range… er, prairie.
Thanks for reading, feel free to ask Wild Buffalo Betty a question in the comments.