Jokes for March 30th

It’s been a quick week, but I managed to coke up with three jokes for you tonight, enjoy!

 

What did the farmer say when he forgot to sell his banana crop?

He said he slipped up.

 

What did the farmer say about the outlook for his orchard?

Everything was peachy.

 

Why did the avocado farmer want to build a house from avocado seeds?

He wanted to say he lived in the pits.

 

Thanks for reading!

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