Ask the cat’s
Since I didn’t have an ask the cat post last week, tonight I’m not having one cat, but both of them! Wild Buffalo Betty and Agent 0028! This should be an interesting post.
First off I’d like to thank both of you for coming.
WBB: I’m always happy if there is enough catnip involved.
0028: I’m only here because I’m hiding from my arch enemy.
What do you think about the start of baseball season?
WWB: I’d rather talk about John Wayne.
0028: I don’t have time for sports… are the Dodgers still playing at Ebbits field?
Okay… let’s talk about movies instead, Wild Buffalo Betty loves westerns, what is your favorite movie, 0028?
0028: I prefer spy movies, they give good tips. As for my favorite, I’m not at liberty to say.
WBB: Westerns give better tips! No spy is faster than a lasso!
What do you think about air travel after the recent ejection of a passenger?
WBB: westerns are right, always take a train or a stagecoach in a pinch.
0028: I’ll have to disagree with Wild Buffalo Betty, any good spy has to be ready to fight for his seat, just watch any spy movie.
Do you think that the Rockies will have a good group of pitchers by June?
0028: if one of them is broken, it was Wild Buffalo Betty, not me!
WBB: You’re talking baseball again, aren’t you? Do you think I’d look good in a cowboy hat?
I’m sure you’d look great, Betty.
0028: sure, why not? Just choose a white hat, everyone knows bad guys where black cowboy hates.
WBB: there are always a few exceptions to that rule… but I thought maybe a green one instead.
(Third cat appears and chimes up): green is for bonnets, like Robin Hood!
Who are you? I’ve never seen you before!
WBB: oh good! A new cat, do you like westerns?
0028: You’re a spy! Were you sent by FURBALL?
Third cat: you’ll find out about me in time… got any catnip?
Well it looks like things are gong to be interesting here. Do any of you have any parting words for the readers?
0028: Always watch your back, spies are everywhere! Oh, bring catnip next week, would ya?
WBB: move ‘me up and move ’em out, pilgrim… and scratch my ears?
Third cat: Friends, country cats, lend me your paws, one for all and all for one!
Well that was interesting. Thanks for reading!