Jokes for June 1st (by Wild Buffalo Betty)

Hi y’all, Wild Buffalo Betty here. if’en y’all remember, last night Coiln promised Ah could tell some jokes tonight, he tried to back out, at least partly, he suggested we do more of those knock knock jokes… unfortunately he’s a bit tied up right now, Ah showed him how ah’d rope cattle, with any luck he won’t get free from the yarn until I finish my jokes.


What’s black and white and purrs?

 Me of course!


What can’t Agent 028 tell any secrets?

Because he’s got a cat tongue…. of is that supposed to be he got his tongue? I can never remember…


Why is a cat like a bard?

They both like a good yarn.


Why is a cat like a weaver?

They both like yarn.


How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we can see fine in the dark.


What flavor ice cream do cats like?



When do cats let mice go free?

Never, we always charge them.


What credit card do mice carry?



How does a feline order gifts?

From a catalog!


How does a cat find catnip in a jung…. oh dang, Colin’s almost free!

 Goodnight everyone, ah hope y’all enjoyed these jokes! Now move ‘me up and move ‘me out, pilgrim, yee Ha!

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