Another week, another ask the cat post.
Tonight I have Agent 028 here with me, he’s agreed to let me ask him a few questions.
Thanks for making yourself available tonight, Agent 028.
Well, it was either this or fight the forces of evil on a small island in the Caribbean and somehow, I don’t have a boat anymore.
Did you ever have a boat? I thought most cats didn’t like water.
I don’t like water much, but sometimes a cat had to go ahead and do something they don’t like. I used to have a very nice small boat, more like a raft really, but I lent it to Wild Buffalo Betty and she sank it.
Where did she sink it and how?
In some river… I think it was in Brazil, she said something about Rio, she said it was a grand river. She clawed it, you know how sharp her claws are.
Oh yes, she does have sharp claws, as do most cats, yourself included. Now what do you think about the political situation?
Oh no! I don’t talk politics with anyone! Not never!
I think that’s a double negative, but everyone knows what you mean, I don’t blame you a bit. Now what did you do today, I’m sure everyone is eager to learn that.
Me? Today? Why nothing, I just laid in the sun, sleeping, I ate a bit… we need to talk about this cat food by the way, I looked for mice even though it’s the wrong season and then I went to Rome and stopped a plot to kill someone.
Wait… what was that last part?
I said I enjoy lots of cheese on my catnip pizza.
Right… do you have any weekend suggestions for our readers?
Oh sure! Get on a plane and go to Timbuktu to meet with a shady character named Ishmael, he’ll get you on a boat and take you on an adventure… just don’t get on the captain’s bad side, I hear he holds a grudge.
Have you been reading classic books again, Agent 028?
Books? I only use books to keep from being seen while preforming surveillance. Or to set up traps.
Are you responsible for that death trap by the kitchen door last week?
Hey! A cat has to keep in practice, you would have been happy if it would have caught a burglar!
As much as I’m enjoying these questions, Agent 028, our time is about up.
Aww… just when I was starting to enjoy it!
One last question, would you like to help out with the jokes tomorrow night?
Sure! I’ve got a few great jokes! Why did the mouse…
Sorry, that’s all for tonight Agent 028! Thanks for reading, I hope everyone will join us tomorrow night for some jokes!