I’m 28… Agent 28, I like my catnip shredded, not chopped. Last night Colin asked me to help with the jokes tonight… just like Wild Buffalo Betty did last week, so tonight I went ahead and… immobilized Colin in a fashion similar to how Wild Buffalo Betty did last week, only I used some feather toys and jingling balls in addition to the yarn, he won’t get free anytime soon. Well that’s enough set up, now it’s time for my favorite jokes, enjoy.
Why did the mouse cross the road?
Because he knew better than to cross a cat!
Why did the cat become a spy?
Sorry, I can’t reveal that.
When the cat’s arch-villain released a thousand trained ninja mice, what did the cat say?
Looks like fun!
Why did the cat catch mouse?
It was a lot easier than catching a cold!
How do you tell a cat from a lion?
Sorry, the answer is classified.
A lion, a lynx and a tiger go into a bar, the bartender says…. sorry, the rest of this joke is top secret.
(This joke has been classified by CATS and will be replaced by a cat poem)
A butterfly, on its fragile wings,
A mouse on fast mousy legs,
A bird awing,
While all of these may be my prey,
Catnip is bettter than any of them.
I hope you enjoyed these jokes tonight. I’ve got a thousand more, but I’ve got to go on a mission… I mean, I think I hear a mouse!