Greetings, I’m 028, Agent 028. Tonight it’s Colin’s turn to answer some questions, revenge can be sweet sometimes, bwhaa ha ha… er, I mean purr!
Thanks for joining me tonight, Colin, are you ready to answer some questions?
I’m ready! Thanks for having me… though this is odd, I’m normally the one doing the asking.
First question… where were you on the night of the 23rd?
Of which month? And why do you want to know?
May what? Are you wanting catnip already? We have barely begun the questions!
I’ll take catnip, I guess… wait! I want to know where you were on May 23rd!
Oh, that kind of May. I guess I was probably either working on my blog or scratching your ear.
Ah ha! So you admit to stealing the secrets?
What? What secrets?
You’ll never win, I’ll stop you yet! No! Not my ear…. curse you, you know the one weakness I have, an ear scratch and a double helping of catnip!
Well, it looks like Agent 028 doesn’t have any more questions for me, I’m sure Wild Buffalo Betty will have plenty of questions for me again next week.