Another week, another question for a cat. Luckily I’m not asking either cat twenty four questions tonight, if I did we’d be here all night.
Tonight Agent 028 is going to provide a few cryptic answers to my questions.
Thanks for agreeing to answer some questions, Agent 028.
Eh, I didn’t have anything else to do, I defeated the forces of Mousefield last night and I don’t have to deal with any of DOGS angents until tomorrow night.
I see. So, Agent 028, what do you think of all the elections that have been held recently, do you believe any votes were changed by hacking?
Votes changed by hacking? Not on your life! I’ll have you know that we CATS agents are always on the job! Why not a vote is cast that we don’t double check and correct!
Correct? That sounds like changing votes to me.
Don’t worry about it, Colin, we only make sure that the right sort of people are elected, those who favor better treats for cats and unlimited catnip.
So, just how do you correct these votes? Do you use laptops? Or just smartphones?
Neither. We wake people up before dawn and hypnotize them with our special stares, it never fails.
Okay… moving on, how about this weather? Near record highs in places!
Has it been warm? I’ve been sleeping. I do enjoy a nice warm sun beam.
You mean to tell me you haven’t noticed how hot it’s been?
Hey, you wear a fur coat year round, you’ll get used to it too.
Somehow I expected a few cryptic answers this week, I didn’t expect you to be so forthcoming in your answers.
Oh… I can be cryptic. The reason I wasn’t has to do with tomorrow being the day of fur.
Day of fur?
Well that’s it for tonight, if we go on much longer Agent 028 will start cracking jokes!
How many mice does it take to change a lightbulb?
I hope everyone enjoyed these questions! I’ll be back with Wild Buffalo Betty next week!
None, they still use candles!