Is it plausible? (July 29th, 2018)

Is this conspiracy theory plausible? Let me know what you think in the comments below!

Tonight I’m trying something a bit different, let me know how you like it.

On October 2nd, a high level meeting will take place between the owner of a popular pizza chain, a dictator and an orange farmer. They are expected to discuss ways to destabilize the world economy via adding orange slices to all pizzas and mandating everyone eat such pizzas.

It is expected that this combination will cause riots throughout the world, with Italy and the United States temporarily falling into anarchy. The only pizza not expected to be effected is the penne alla vodka pizza as no one eats them anyway. At this moment there is consent the peepzza might also go unaffected.

What a horrifying theory, isn’t it? Thanks for reading!


3 thoughts on “Is it plausible? (July 29th, 2018)

  1. That could work if they created a dessert style pizza, perhaps with whipped cream instead of tomato sauce and a variety of fresh fruits as toppings. Shouldn’t be too different from dessert pizzas spread with chocolate pudding instead of tomato sauce.


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