It’s Thursday night again, but much more importantly is the fact that it’s the first week of baseball season! Enjoy these baseball jokes.
Why was the golfer banned from being a ball boy?
Because he kept getting a hole in one.
Why did the chef quit the team?
He couldn’t cut the mustard.
Why did the baseball team sign a knitter?
They needed a more good mitts.
Why did the baseball manager hire the lemonade as a scout?
Because it had found a good pitcher.
Was the vampire hunter bet concerned about the baseball season opener?
Of course, he had quite a stake in it.
Why did the frog watch the baseball game?
He had always dreamed of being a catcher.
I hope you enjoyed these jokes. Thanks for reading!