Is it plausible? (July 29th, 2018)

Is this conspiracy theory plausible? Let me know what you think in the comments below!

Tonight I’m trying something a bit different, let me know how you like it.


On October 2nd, a high level meeting will take place between the owner of a popular pizza chain, a dictator and an orange farmer. They are expected to discuss ways to destabilize the world economy via adding orange slices to all pizzas and mandating everyone eat such pizzas.

It is expected that this combination will cause riots throughout the world, with Italy and the United States temporarily falling into anarchy. The only pizza not expected to be effected is the penne alla vodka pizza as no one eats them anyway. At this moment there is consent the peepzza might also go unaffected.


What a horrifying theory, isn’t it? Thanks for reading!

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Funny or odd? (July 27th, 2018)

Is this funny or just odd? Leave your thoughts in the comments!


When the Shakespearian actor when to make a omelet,during his soliloquy, he called it an hamlet omelet.


I think it might be funny. Now it’s your turn in the comments.

Funny or odd? (July 20th_

It’s been a while since the last Funny or odd, so here are two. I hope you enjoy them.


A Priest, a goat and a crab walk into a bar, the priest looks at the other two and says: “Something smells fishy here.”

The crab says, “Don’t look at me, I’m a crustacean, not a fish!”


What do you call the writer of bad jokes?

A: The author of this blog.

B: A funny pun writer.

C: It’s impossible to say as there are no bad jokes.


You know the drill, let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

Thanks for reading!

Is it plausible? (July 1st)

Tonight’s conspiracy theory:


A deranged group of clockmakers have banded together to create a time dilation machine in response to so many people going to digital and atomic clocks. Their goal was to destabilize time to the point that only their own mechanical clocks could be relied upon.

Unfortunately the result has been limited to causing bloggers to miss writing posts due to lack of time. The clockmakers are not quitting their dastardly plan yet, instead they are doubling down and creating a much larger machine.


Is this plausible? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

Is it Probable? (June 10th)

Here is tonight’s new conspiracy theory:


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A secret government agency, possibly acting without orders is systematically searching the internet for any blog talking about conspiracy theories and sabotaging the blog stats to deter the blogger from continuing to post conspiracy theories.


Is this conspiracy theory probable? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

Funny or odd? (June 8th)

Here’s tonight’s Funny or odd, I hope you enjoy it:


If you were to float leisurely down a stream filled with molasses, you’d be as slow as molasses.


If A man named Chip was eating a bag of potato chips and broke one, would you say that Chip chipped the chip?

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So what do you think? Funny or odd? Let me know your opinion in the comments below.

Is it plausible? (May 27th)

Is this conspiracy theory plausible? Let me know what you think in the comments!


A group of senators are working on a plan to send commandos into South Korea to steal the secret recipe for a famous chef’s Kimchi, which they will in turn sell on the black market to finance a franchise of taco restaurants to help pay for their reelections.


I have recently been informed that a secret group of cats have been employing a number of mad scientists in order to create a giant mouse, which the cats plan to use to conquer the world, it is rumored that the mad scientists are in the process of crossing a mouse with a moose, however my informant admits it might be a mousse that the mouse is being crossed with instead.


It’s double theories for you tonight, I hope you enjoyed them! Let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

Funny or odd? (May 25th)

Are these funny or just odd? It’s a holiday weekend, so you get two to ponder. Let me know your thoughts in the comments.


Rumor has it that a famous chef is trying to start a new restaurant chain that will only sell food that Egyptian Pharos would have eaten, further rumors say that the chef is seeking to build specially designed buildings to house the restaurants, some say that the whole thing is nothing but a pyramid scheme.


If a small asteroid were to hit a cattle ranch, could you say that the meteor got meatier?


Now it’s your turn, were these funny or just odd? Thanks for reading and commenting.

Is it Plausible? May 20st

Does this sound plausible? Let me know in the comments.


A Romanian army unit has been created that uses cabbage rolls as ammunition instead of bullets, the idea is that all they have to do is get their enemies hooked on their food and they will never lose a battle.

There are rumors that a delivery system for soups and sausages is in the works.


Is this even slightly plausible? I hoped you enjoyed tonight’s conspiracy theory!