I didn’t have the chance to come up with any new jokes, so I thought I’d dust off a few classic jokes, enjoy!
What kind of bed do berries like best?
What did the criminal turned baseball player say after he bought a house?
“I’ll never steal home again!”
Why do baseball pitchers make excellent bowlers?
Because they know how to throw strikes.
Why did the omelet refuse to pitch at a certain ballpark?
The fans were always egging him on.
Why do pack rats make excellent pinch runners?
They are always stealing.
Why did the prospector never go hungry?
There was always something in his pans.
How do mechanics fry their French fries?
In an oil pan.
I hope you enjoyed these jokes. Thanks for reading!