These are the adventures…

Toys, the final stop before sleeping,

These are the adventures of Wild Buffalo Betty,

Her continuing objective, to explore strange new places,

to seek out and play with mice… or moths, or anything that looks like fun

To boldly go where she has never gone before.

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Home on the blog

Tonight I thought I’d treat you to a song… Or a parade of a song if you insist.
(Set to the tune of Home on the Range)

Oh give me a blog where viewers roam,
Where the likes and the comments play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word (depending on your spam settings),
And the stats are not cloudy all day.

Home, home on the blogosphere,
Where the likes and the comments play,
Where seldom is SEO abused,
And the stats are not flat all day.

Where the theme is so pure, and the fonts so free,
The words so clear and light,
That I would not exchange my home on the blogosphere,
For all of google links so bright.

Oh give me the tags and categories,
And the powerful widgets buried in menus,
Yes give me the dashboard where the blogger can tweak,
And the spam queue can be found.

How often at night, when the stats are all flat,
With the light of my tablet,
Have I sat here amazed, and asked as I gazed,
If my posts had been published or not.

I love the wild spam comments in this bright blogosphere of ours,
I love the wild all caps comments,
The post and tags, and category trees,
That shine in the options so clear.

Thanks for reading, I hope you’ve enjoyed this. Feel free to offer any tweaks.