Funny or odd? (July 27th, 2018)

Is this funny or just odd? Leave your thoughts in the comments!


When the Shakespearian actor when to make a omelet,during his soliloquy, he called it an hamlet omelet.


I think it might be funny. Now it’s your turn in the comments.

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Funny or odd? (July 20th_

It’s been a while since the last Funny or odd, so here are two. I hope you enjoy them.


A Priest, a goat and a crab walk into a bar, the priest looks at the other two and says: “Something smells fishy here.”

The crab says, “Don’t look at me, I’m a crustacean, not a fish!”


What do you call the writer of bad jokes?

A: The author of this blog.

B: A funny pun writer.

C: It’s impossible to say as there are no bad jokes.


You know the drill, let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

Thanks for reading!

Funny or odd? (June 8th)

Here’s tonight’s Funny or odd, I hope you enjoy it:


If you were to float leisurely down a stream filled with molasses, you’d be as slow as molasses.


If A man named Chip was eating a bag of potato chips and broke one, would you say that Chip chipped the chip?

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So what do you think? Funny or odd? Let me know your opinion in the comments below.

Funny or odd? (May 25th)

Are these funny or just odd? It’s a holiday weekend, so you get two to ponder. Let me know your thoughts in the comments.


Rumor has it that a famous chef is trying to start a new restaurant chain that will only sell food that Egyptian Pharos would have eaten, further rumors say that the chef is seeking to build specially designed buildings to house the restaurants, some say that the whole thing is nothing but a pyramid scheme.


If a small asteroid were to hit a cattle ranch, could you say that the meteor got meatier?


Now it’s your turn, were these funny or just odd? Thanks for reading and commenting.

Funny or just odd?

This is a new series of posts I’m trying out, I’ll have a joke, a sentence or something witty and you decide if it’s funny or just odd.

If an elephant goes on a trip, does it pack its own trunk?

If a baseball player goes crazy, you could say he went batty.

Now it’s your turn to tell me if these were funny or odd, I look forward to hearing your thoughts.