Is it plausible? (July 29th, 2018)

Is this conspiracy theory plausible? Let me know what you think in the comments below!

Tonight I’m trying something a bit different, let me know how you like it.


On October 2nd, a high level meeting will take place between the owner of a popular pizza chain, a dictator and an orange farmer. They are expected to discuss ways to destabilize the world economy via adding orange slices to all pizzas and mandating everyone eat such pizzas.

It is expected that this combination will cause riots throughout the world, with Italy and the United States temporarily falling into anarchy. The only pizza not expected to be effected is the penne alla vodka pizza as no one eats them anyway. At this moment there is consent the peepzza might also go unaffected.


What a horrifying theory, isn’t it? Thanks for reading!

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Is it plausible? (July 1st)

Tonight’s conspiracy theory:


A deranged group of clockmakers have banded together to create a time dilation machine in response to so many people going to digital and atomic clocks. Their goal was to destabilize time to the point that only their own mechanical clocks could be relied upon.

Unfortunately the result has been limited to causing bloggers to miss writing posts due to lack of time. The clockmakers are not quitting their dastardly plan yet, instead they are doubling down and creating a much larger machine.


Is this plausible? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

Is it Probable? (June 10th)

Here is tonight’s new conspiracy theory:


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A secret government agency, possibly acting without orders is systematically searching the internet for any blog talking about conspiracy theories and sabotaging the blog stats to deter the blogger from continuing to post conspiracy theories.


Is this conspiracy theory probable? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

Is it plausible? (May 27th)

Is this conspiracy theory plausible? Let me know what you think in the comments!


A group of senators are working on a plan to send commandos into South Korea to steal the secret recipe for a famous chef’s Kimchi, which they will in turn sell on the black market to finance a franchise of taco restaurants to help pay for their reelections.


I have recently been informed that a secret group of cats have been employing a number of mad scientists in order to create a giant mouse, which the cats plan to use to conquer the world, it is rumored that the mad scientists are in the process of crossing a mouse with a moose, however my informant admits it might be a mousse that the mouse is being crossed with instead.


It’s double theories for you tonight, I hope you enjoyed them! Let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

Is it Plausible? May 20st

Does this sound plausible? Let me know in the comments.


A Romanian army unit has been created that uses cabbage rolls as ammunition instead of bullets, the idea is that all they have to do is get their enemies hooked on their food and they will never lose a battle.

There are rumors that a delivery system for soups and sausages is in the works.


Is this even slightly plausible? I hoped you enjoyed tonight’s conspiracy theory!

Is it plausible? May 13th

It’s time for this week’s conspiracy theory!


A mad scientist is in talks with several world leaders to create a combination of pizza and a doughnut so delicious that no one can refuse it, it will then be licensed to one government controlled company that will use it in a plot for world domination.


Is this plausible? You tell me.

Is it plausible? May 6th

Lets try another new feature: Is it Plausible? This time I’ll pose a conspiracy theory and you tell me if you think it’s plausible. Hopefully everyone will enjoy this.

A cheesemaker from Utah is in discussions with Senators from Alabama and California to make it law that all pizza has to use American cheese.

Is this plausible? Let me know in the comments.