Tonight we’re looking at which is worse:
Extremely hot weather or a crazy cat?
Six feet of snow or a crazy cat?
An annoyingly loud bird outside your window or an annoyed cat?
A horrible baseball team* or two cats plotting to drive you insane?
A near home run that’s caught or a cat leaping at an imaginary fly on your head?
Stale potato chips or a cat who thinks your feet are toys?
A dead pen or a cat trying to play with the pen in your hand?
Thanks for reading! I hope you got a chuckle out of these.
*you know who you are, Rockies!