Tonight I’m proving just how illogical logic can be. I hope you get a chuckle from these pieces of logic.

**Coffee and doctors**

Coffee is a drink.

Coffee is not free.

Doctors don’t work for free.

A doctor can treat a cough.

Therefore a doctor is coffee.

**Coffee and Scotch**

Coffee is a drink.

Scotch is a drink.

Coffee is served iced.

Scotch is served with ice.

Many people like coffee.

Many people like scotch.

Therefore Coffee is the same as Scotch.

Thanks for reading, I hope that you take these pieces of logic like the humor there are intended as.

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