Life is like Temple Run, let me count the many ways:
- Sometimes you can run for a long time without tripping.
- Sometimes you run smack into a wall or tree.
- Sometimes you trip and an evil beaked monster gets you.
- Sometimes when you try to jump across a gap in the road, you make it, other times you don’t.
- Sometimes you find yourself stumbling into traps.
- Sometimes you find a road littered with coins.
Regardless of how life is like Temple Run, we don’t get to restart, so we must make the best of things and fight to keep the beaked monster away.
Until humans gain immortality(or at least time travel), we’ll have to make do with games.