Tonight I’m lucky enough to have Wild Buffalo Betty here to answer a few questions, I thought I’d ask her about her thoughts of baseball, this should be interesting.
Hi Betty, I hope you’re ready to talk baseball!I’d rather talk about gunfighters, but you’re the guy with the catnip.
What pitch do you prefer to see?
Hmm, good question, I guess I’d say ‘I’m a calling you out.’
Very funny, now do you prefer curveballs or sliders?
Sliders? Ain’t that some kind of fancy hamburger?
I see you want to be a comedian tonight, Betty.
Sigh, Wild Buffalo Betty, you should remember that by now and no, I want to be a wrangler.
Moving on, do you think vampires enjoy baseball?
Only if there aren’t any steaks around, that’s why us wranglers have nothing to fear from vampires.
Do you enjoy strikes or groundball outs best?
I’d rather be sleeping outside, under a starry night sky listening to the Coyotes.
Okay… here’s a question you’ll enjoy, do you like the oriels, the cardinals or the blue jays?
Nah, I’ll pass, chicken for me, please, or turkey.
Now that would be a name for a baseball team, the turkeys.
With gravy! Always need plenty of gravy! Oh and don’t forget the gravy!
Yes, bet… Wild Buffalo Betty, I know you like gravy. Are there any cats who don’t enjoy gravy with their food?
No, that was settled in the shootout at the ok corral, it was between Kitty Brown and Doc Meow… oddly enough there was a bat there as well, I heard they had a ball.
Now you’re just making fun of me!
Of course I am! You want to talk baseball while I want to talk about western stuff.
Fine! Who would have been the best playing baseball? Doc Holiday or Bartholemew William Barclay Masterson?
Mr Masterson of course! Even I know his nickname, Bat!
That’s about all the time we have for tonight, any parting words, Betty?
It’s Wild Buffalo Betty. Never forget my name or I’ll forget you want to sleep. Now give me a bed of catnip like you promised and you may rub my belly.
Thanks for joining us tonight. Have a question you’d like for Wild Buffalo Betty to answer? Ask it in the comments and it’ll be answered next week.