I have the wonderful opportunity to present to you, my loyal readers, the thoughts of a vampire, a werewolf and a witch on famous quotes.
This opportunity is only available at this time of year, as all kinds of monsters are available for interviews… The only scary beings available the rest of the year are lawyers and politicians.
I hope you enjoy this post!
Fair is foul, and foul is fair. – Macbeth
Vampire: Where are the Cubs?
Werewolf : I don’t much care for baseball.
Witch: I thought the World Series was supposed to be over by now.
I am in blood
Stepp’d in so far, that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o’er. – Macbeth
Vampire: I love blood, tis like wine for me!
Werewolf: I much prefer dry ground, no wading for me.
Witch: Ah, that would be Shakespeare, my favorite of his in fact.
Curse ruthless time! Curse our mortality. How cruelly short is the allotted span for all we must cram into it! – Winston Churchill
Vampire: That is one curse I don’t have, perhaps the only one…
Werewolf: I’m willing to cram a lot into life, but no silver!
Witch: I’ve got a cure for that, let’s see, where is my eye of newt?
Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground. -Theodore Roosevelt
Vampire: What if I’m a bat?
Werewolf: Sound advice, unless the moon is full.
Witch: If I do, I won’t be able to fly, what use is my broom then?
Speak softly and carry a big stick: you’ll go far. – Theodore Roosevelt
Vampire: good advice, at least for a baseball player.
Werewolf: (No retort given.)
Witch: does my broom count?
‘Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world. ~William Shakespeare
Vampire: Sounds like home.
Werewolf: I think I woke up there this morning.
Witch: it’s also time for my favorite cooking show: From grave to table.
I had hoped to have time to get more retorts from the vampire, werewolf and witch, but they had some haunting a to get to.
I hope you enjoyed this post, hopefully I’ll be able to bring you more retorts to quotes soon.
Thanks for reading!