Holidays on other planets

Mars:

Sand day.

We’re being invaded by Earthlings day.

We’re Earths garbage dump day (alternate celebration).

Mercury:

Everyday is New Year’s Day (a day is longer than a year on Mercury.)

Burnt to a crisp day.

Venus:

It’s too hot to celebrate day/year.

Jupiter:

Pass the beans day.

Get hit by a comet day.

There’s another new moon day.

Saturn:

Just how many moons are there? day.

Another earth space craft is heading our way day.

I lost count of the moons day.

Uranus:

Do we still have rings? day.

Is it cold or is it just me? day.

Neptune:

We’re closer to the sun than Pluto day.

We’re further from the sun than Pluto day.

Pluto;

We’re not a planet anymore day.

We’ve seceded from planet hood day (alternate holiday).

We’re closer to the sun than Neptune day.

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