We’re being invaded by Earthlings day.
We’re Earths garbage dump day (alternate celebration).
Everyday is New Year’s Day (a day is longer than a year on Mercury.)
Burnt to a crisp day.
It’s too hot to celebrate day/year.
Pass the beans day.
Get hit by a comet day.
There’s another new moon day.
Just how many moons are there? day.
Another earth space craft is heading our way day.
I lost count of the moons day.
Do we still have rings? day.
Is it cold or is it just me? day.
We’re closer to the sun than Pluto day.
We’re further from the sun than Pluto day.
We’re not a planet anymore day.
We’ve seceded from planet hood day (alternate holiday).
We’re closer to the sun than Neptune day.