Jokes for December 22nd

I’m late with my jokes again this week, sorry. I hope you enjoy these classic jokes:

 

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What happened when the gift was stolen by a cat?

It was catnapped.

 

Why wasn’t the snowman worried about the snow shovel?

He had ice in his veins.

 

Was the snowman afraid of the snow shovel?

He was frozen stiff.

 

Why is a melting snowball like a spy?

They both came in from the cold.

 

Why did the snowball become a rouge spy?

Because is was out in the cold.

 

A priest, a snowman and a farmer walk into a police station in Hawaii to report a crime. The farmer and priest enjoy the warmth, while the snowman says “I feel like I’m being grilled.”

 

What was the complaint of the puma on a beach?

Sandy claws.

 

What did people call the murderer snowman?

A cold blooded killer.

 

Why are political parties like snowstorms?

Because they are both filled with flakes.

  

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I hope you have buoyed these jokes, I hope to have more for you soon

Thanks for r acing!

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