Who said it? (May 19th)

It’s time for Who Said It? You know how it works, guess who said the following quotes and tell me in the comments below. Answers will be posted on Monday if no one guesses correctly. In honor of the Preakness, here are some horse related quotes.


It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

A. Mark Twain

B. Winston Churchill

C. Groucho Marx


A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

A. Mark Twain

B. Groucho Mark

C. Will Rogers


I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace

A. Tomas Jefferson

B. Abraham Lincoln

C. George Washington


Good luck!

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Is it plausible? May 13th

It’s time for this week’s conspiracy theory!


A mad scientist is in talks with several world leaders to create a combination of pizza and a doughnut so delicious that no one can refuse it, it will then be licensed to one government controlled company that will use it in a plot for world domination.


Is this plausible? You tell me.

Who said it? May 12th

Another new feature for your enjoyment. In ‘Who Said It?’ I’ll give you a quote and three people who might have said it, you decide who actually said it. Tonight I’ll have two quotes for you to guess:


Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

A. Mark Twain

B. Ernest Hemingway

C. Otis Campbell


The future ain’t what it used to be.

A. Captain Kirk

B. Yogi Berra

C. Tomas Jefferson


I hope you’re enjoying these new features, good luck figuring out the correct answer and have fun! Leave your guesses in the comments, the answers will be posted on Monday.

Is it plausible? May 6th

Lets try another new feature: Is it Plausible? This time I’ll pose a conspiracy theory and you tell me if you think it’s plausible. Hopefully everyone will enjoy this.

A cheesemaker from Utah is in discussions with Senators from Alabama and California to make it law that all pizza has to use American cheese.

Is this plausible? Let me know in the comments.

Funny or just odd?

This is a new series of posts I’m trying out, I’ll have a joke, a sentence or something witty and you decide if it’s funny or just odd.

If an elephant goes on a trip, does it pack its own trunk?

If a baseball player goes crazy, you could say he went batty.

Now it’s your turn to tell me if these were funny or odd, I look forward to hearing your thoughts.

Random thoughts by Colin

Tonight I have a few random thoughts for you.

If a bear took up golf and got annoyed, would he be teed off?

People ask how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, yet no one asks just who named them woodchucks since they don’t throw chunks of wood.

With baseball season winding down, regardless of if your team is in the playoff race, it’s time to set the clocks for February, less than six months until spring training!

Wild Buffalo Betty and Agent 028 have a lot of good posts for you coming up this week, I’ve agreed to let them continue with their posts if they can get twenty likes this week, so if you enjoy the odd posts those two cats write, give them a few likes this week.

I’ll be back next weekend to let you know what happens!

Thanks for reading!