We’re here tonight with Wild Buffalo Betty.
Thanks for agreeing to answer some more questions, Betty. Sigh, Wild Buffalo Betty, if’n you don’t mind. I don’t mind answering your questions, but I reckon most of them are gonna be odd again.
You’ve got that right! I love odd questions and I love your answers. Did you know it’s the ides of March right now?
Really? I had no ide-ea.
Ha ha. Really, this is the time of March Julius Caesar was warned about.
Oh? Did something bad happen to him?
He was killed…
That was a bad thing, how did it happen?
A bunch of people, including Brutus stabbed him, as he died he uttered the immortal words, “Et tu, Brute”
I’d think there’d be a better set of words, like those spoken in an action move, say I’ll be…
Don’t get me in any trouble, Betty… er, Wild Buffalo Betty. Besides, Julius Caesar’s words have become famous. Besides, I thought you only liked westerns.
I do! But every now and then, I like to watch something else with more action. This Caesar dude wouldn’t have had to worry if he was more like John Wayne.
True, he would have just said something like ‘it’s just a scratch, pilgrim.’
Yee ha! Move ’em up and move ’em out! Wagons ho!
I think we’re getting off track, Betty. Let’s talk about St. Patrick’s day, its on Friday.
Oh I just love St. Patrick’s day! That’s the green holiday, right?
Yes, you could call it that. What are you planning for St. Patrick’s day?
Well, I’ve been busy this week, I’ve been feeding the mice on my mouse ranch maize and giving them lots of baths!
Maize. Baths? Care to explain? Hey! Since when do you have a mouse ranch?
Yes, maize, how else do you expect me to have corned mice? My mice are all nice and green too.
Green corned mice… I think we need to have a long talk, Betty, soon too.
I’m hoping for a nice saucer of catnip tea too… no mint ice cream though, I know that’s what you like.
Wild Buffalo Betty, I need to know, where is this mouse ranch of yours? Is it in the kitchen? The basement?
Oh, gee! Look at the time, we’ve got to wrap this post up! Got anything else to say, human? Or would you just like to rub my belly?
That’s it for tonight… hopefully Wild Buffalo Betty will share some more details about this ranch of hers soon.
If you have any questions you’d like to be answered by a cat, leave it in the comments and it might be answered next week.
Thanks for reading!