If Albert Einstein had been a cat

Tonight I ponder what quotes we would have if Albert Einstein had been a cat, not that many people have considered such a question, but here we go:

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by 18 divided by the amount of catnip avalible.

It is the theory that decides what can be observed, it is catnip that helps us observe.

The world is a dangerous place to live – not because of the people who are evil but because of the lack of good catnip.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former, I wish I could add catnip to the list.

Science without catnip is lame, catnip without science is bliss.

How do I work? I purr.

Only a life purred for others is a life worth while.

P=CL^2: Purring equals catnip times love squared

Purr-fection of means and confusion of ends seems to characterize our age.

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. (I didn’t change this one!)

If the facts don’t fit the theory, have more catnip and purr.

When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to purr about.

Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoy these!


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